were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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