I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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