let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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