you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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