I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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