why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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