Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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