Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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