i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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