i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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