i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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