im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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