i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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