we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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