I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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