some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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