Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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