Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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