We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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