He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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