Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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