My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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