just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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