please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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