similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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