Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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