Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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