man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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