dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I intend to get homeless drunk
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He did a backflip because drugs
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