we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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