tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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