I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The power of my boobs compel you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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