i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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