the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
do nipples grow back?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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