he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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