It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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