so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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