giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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