I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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