Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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