Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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