So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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