I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
