After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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