I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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