i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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