I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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