ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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