On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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