Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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