but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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