from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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