So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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