I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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