I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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